Author Archives: Brett Bloemendaal

Betterman’s Quest for the Lucid Dream

By | July 10, 2016

I had a dream as a teenager that is still crystal clear in my mind today. Suddenly I was falling from high above the ocean, utterly terrified of what was about to happen. Even my dream self, it seems, knew enough about water and surface tension to be afraid of falling into it at terminal velocity,… Read More: Betterman’s Quest for the Lucid Dream »

Random Better Thoughts 2

By | June 29, 2016

It happened! Y’all, I am so thrilled at this moment! It’s awesome when a plan comes together, and today, stars aligned, chips fell where I told them to (not just where they may), and Humpty Dumpty put himself back together again! Remember when I wrote Random Better Thoughts 1, and I said I was going… Read More: Random Better Thoughts 2 »

Emerging Threat of Fake Online Reviews

By | June 25, 2016

After researching and writing about the light-hearted topic of death for the past few weeks, something serious has come to my attention. I need to put down the lollipops and gumdrops today and get real with you all for a moment. There has been a subversive movement growing right underneath our eyes, a force silently threatening… Read More: Emerging Threat of Fake Online Reviews »

Bert Betterman’s New Home and Alltop Listing

By | June 8, 2016

After a few weeks of hard work, Bert Betterman finally owns his own home. He’s still learning how to take care of it, but it’s starting to finally feel like…well…home. In case you’re wondering, yes, I’m talking about the website upon which you’re reading this very post right now, the all new Bert Betterman! The… Read More: Bert Betterman’s New Home and Alltop Listing »

Is Death Really Inevitable?

By | June 3, 2016

As early as three and a half billion years ago, life happened. Unless, of course, you are a Creationist, but for the sake of this little thought experiment, indulge me, will you? Earth was just a bunch of matter and energy doing matter and energy stuff, and then, somehow or another, some of that stuff… Read More: Is Death Really Inevitable? »

Food for Thought: The Evolution of the Human Brain

By | April 16, 2016

Rewind some tens or hundreds of thousands of years ago, and the various hominid species (our ancestors) are roaming around in the cradle of civilization. Two main species, Neanderthals and Homo Sapiens, are finding their way in this Paleolithic world. One finds most of its sustenance in the red meat of hunted wolves and hyenas.… Read More: Food for Thought: The Evolution of the Human Brain »

Adventures in Online Dating (and the Characters You’re Likely to Find Along the Way)

By | April 3, 2016

I am a believer in the merits of online dating. To be honest, I have been fond of the concept for a number of years, but it took a while for Al Gore’s Internet to become more mainstream and gain people’s trust in the idea of meeting someone online before it really became a legitimate… Read More: Adventures in Online Dating (and the Characters You’re Likely to… »